stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

(via no-the-fandoms-protested)

sleepstagram:

all of u make harry out to be like this mysterious god of sex but hes so dorky i feel like if he tried to do any of those thigns u post about he would just like trip on the way to the bed 

(via sarahpyschotic)

thatisalargebaby:

teenage girls are fucking mocked for liking things that are marketed towards them and for them then when theyre sick of being shit on for that and try to like things not specifically “for them” they get shit on for “pretending” and they cant win at all its a lose lose situation being a teenage girl 

(via homwrecker)

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: fantuckingfastic, via dontgiveuponmyheart)

• sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

(Source: vvumblr, via zaymmaliks)

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via dontgiveuponmyheart)